love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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