we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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