she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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