oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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