I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
YAS. BRING CRAB.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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