I think scott just propositioned me for sex
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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