I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i just google imaged poop.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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