we have pet lesbian snakes
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Randomize
