it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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