pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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