theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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