Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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