mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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