is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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