Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm just crazy horny about you
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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