it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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