Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
