dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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