That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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