yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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