Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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