fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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