You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Little spoons don't ask big questions
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
