I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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