no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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