wat bout pragnant strippers??
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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