Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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