I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Someone signed my nipple.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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