I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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