brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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