escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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