what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I fill condoms, not promises.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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