And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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