At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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