Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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