You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
