Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
