the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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