My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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