Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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