i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I just want nice things and good sex
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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