he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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