dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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