It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Randomize
