just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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