North Korea, Best Korea!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We're too hungover to prance.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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