playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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