Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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