gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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