North Korea, Best Korea!
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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